Alternate History

[Freebandz]

well a woman created your ungrateful ass, so.....

they should be proud they gave birth to greatness

 

[Zak Jingo]

opening a fitness chain named muruuq

i wasn't lying about that

abdis need to lift and i'm bringing protein drinks and doyouevenliftbro t-shirts to the motherland

You mentioned that before and I thought you were saying it just for bants. But I believe that's one off the best profitable businesses you can open right now in the motherland and across Africa. It has a huge gap in the market and requires less capital.

 

[Mohamud]

also i'm creating a legit safari through most of africa

i'm monopolizing that shit

with no al-shabaab or rafaad to get in my way, the cash is gonna flow in

and once those animals start evolving to the sound of jeeps, my offspring will sneak in hologram technology to keep shit going

 

[Mohamud]

You mentioned that before and I thought you were saying it just for bants. But I believe that's one off the best profitable businesses you can open right now in the motherland and across Africa. It has a huge gap in the market and requires less capital.

yeah that one i'm actually for real serious about

i think i can manage it

i want to be the planet fitness of africa

 

[Freebandz]

also i'm creating a legit safari through most of africa

i'm monopolizing that shit

with no al-shabaab or rafaad to get in my way, the cash is gonna flow in

and once those animals start evolving to the sound of jeeps, my offspring will sneak in hologram technology to keep shit going

move along muscle head

 

[Mohamud]

you want in, fam

we can make a killing

 

[Apollo]

Hmm maybe I would be into algae based biodiesel in Somalia or perhaps solar energy.

 

[Freebandz]

you want in, fam

we can make a killing

 

[Duchess]

..

Because we left before the civil war and there was never any intention we would move back. Plus, still trying to get these degrees. Unless the Somali National University is ranked top 100 in the world in this alternate universe.

 

[Bahal]

Because we left before the civil war and there was never any intention we would move back. Plus, still trying to get these degrees. Unless the Somali National University is ranked top 100 in the world in this alternate universe.

What makes you think you'd value and education so much and not a culture of riwaayad going and teen marriage route?

 

[Duchess]

What makes you think you'd value and education so much and not a culture of riwaayad going and teen marriage route?

Because my parents value education, we don't do riwaayads ( parents don't even listen to music) and teen marriage is unheard of in my family.

 

[Nin xun]

High School science teacher(mainly physics) to inspire the next generation with the natural world and in my old days end up with a tear in my eye when one of my former students earn a Nobel prize in physics.

 

[Mohamud]

High School science teacher(mainly physics) to inspire the next generation with the natural world and in my old days end up with a tear in my eye when one of my former students earn a Nobel prize in physics.

we'll send a liban to denmark for the right reasons this time

 

[Suxuufi]

We'd al be filthy rich that's for sure

 

[Nin xun]

we'll send a liban to denmark for the right reasons this time

It's Sweden. Bruuuuuuuh.

 

[Mohamud]

wallahi i don't care

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I would start a somali hollywood

 

[VixR]

I would start a somali hollywood

Maliwood (Conflicting, already a country called Mali).

SomaliWood. Som(e)Wood. (Sounds outright y).

What are you gonna call it? :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[merka]

I would be an architecture professor.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Maliwood (Conflicting, already a country called Mali).

SomaliWood. Som(e)Wood. (Sounds outright y).

What are you gonna call it? :siilaanyolaugh:

Somaliwood would be my obv choice.

Smollywood was another one but sounds retarded lol...