Describe your looks

[The Cushitic One]

I'm not gonna lie... Somali girls can be very mean

Do you sometimes get old somali man asking you in somali are you somali

Or is it just me and they wanna shukaansii me

So I say huh what I don't understand habashe habashe hahahaha than they look at me like

 

[ace mooha]

I'm not gonna lie... Somali girls can be very mean

Do you sometimes get old somali man asking you in somali are you somali

Or is it just me and they wanna shukaansii me

So I say huh what I don't understand habashe habashe hahahaha than they look at me like

RUDE...VERY VERY RUDE..

 

[ChickenOriental]

I'm not gonna lie... Somali girls can be very mean

Do you sometimes get old somali man asking you in somali are you somali

Or is it just me and they wanna shukaansii me

So I say huh what I don't understand habashe habashe hahahaha than they look at me like

Just a couple of days ago I was out with my Tanzanian friend and 3 Somali men passed and one of them said "gabdaheena wey qurxoon yahiin" extra loud. They were homeless and on their way back from the soup kitchen. Still...

 

[The Cushitic One]

RUDE...VERY VERY RUDE..

The old men here are hungry hungry

 

[Nin xun]

I feel you
I was in the elevator with two Somali girls a few weeks back, I had my earphones in but soundcloud paused because my network went to shit. One of them asks the other in Somali: "Do you think he's Somali?" and the other responded "Yes, don't let him hear you. He's X's cousin".

For me it coincides with the different stages of my hair growth, after it grows past a few inches they start to say I look habeshi and after a few inches more they start to say "warya garre maad tahay mise gaaljecel?".

 

[ace mooha]

The old men here are hungry hungry

What'd you expect them to be...?

Go on give awoowe a kiss would you...but first let him take out his dipers...

 

[Tramo]

forget all of that, all i know is my beard is slowly starting to come in

I thought I was gonna have bidaar on my face for life

give it a couple of years and imma be up in this like

 

[The Cushitic One]

Just a couple of days ago I was out with my Tanzanian friend and 3 Somali men passed and one of them said "gabdaheena wey qurxoon yahiin" extra loud. They were homeless and on their way back from the soup kitchen. Still...

Wallahi that breaks my heart they were homeless?!

I saw one somali guy, who was homeless acouple years back... His trainers didn't even have a front you could see his toes.

I still cant get him out of my mind I almost broke down crying

 

[Sixth]

forget all of that, all i know is my beard is slowly starting to come in

I thought I was gonna have bidaar on my face for life

give it a couple of years and imma be up in this like

 

[waraabe]

Murder gang shit

 

[Zeus]

5'4
balding
skinny
big lips
soft curly hair

 

[Dire Dewa's son]

Dark skin, 6ft, 190, muscle, nappy hair, big lips.

We have very similar measurables my friend . 5ft11.5 180 I'm pretty muscular compared to other people I know who are Somali/Harari but nothing impressive. I have silky black hair and I'm my skin tone is between Vin Diesel and Draco Malfoy status. Yes I suffer from privilege. I've been told.

 

[dhegdheer]

This not how I pictured you two.

How did u picture me?

 

[Merca]

Hahhahhhaha some are going all in with their descriptions

 

[dhegdheer]

OP i can only hope to look as good as uuuu ❤❤❤❤

Where are all the short chicks?

@dhegdheer gather your shorty crew

I'm not even that short lool

 

[Kanye]

How did u picture me?

5'7 - 5'9~ dark skin, narrow features, slender build and a nose piercing

And I expected AJ to also look like that

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I look Somali

 

[supz]

the somali beard game is weak overall . I was blessed with a full beard

 

[dhegdheer]

5'7 - 5'9~ dark skin, narrow features, slender build and a nose piercing

And I expected AJ to also look like that

Way of mate


Hold up I'm definitely slender lmao narrow features as in typical somali features? I guess idk about the rest tho

I look Somali

Me too!
But I thought ur were going to stick to ur new identity

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Me too!
But I thought ur were going to stick to ur new identity

Who said its my new identity


It could be my real one