Half Italian Somalis hold press conference

[wonyluvr]

He has a Somali mom. She is part of y'all's demographic.

Johnny is one of the mixed kids you negros want us to claim.

One day he’s Oromo and Yemeni next day he’s Somali and Xabesh.

 

[Kisame]

Heyy, there is this video I saw on YouTube a few yrs ago that cracked me up. A fob YouTuber asks Somalis in Puntland is they’re Arab and the responses were entertaining. 80% genuinely believed they were of Arab origin , though they mostly saw themselves as Somali first.

Somalis are a funny bunch. I doubt many of them truly see themselves as ‘Arab’ per say, but from that video it was evident most thought they had an Arab forefather.

Lil baasto was a legend for this video

 

[Kisame]

@Mudug_gyal sadly I can agree for now. We got some coons in the Somali gaal community. We marry out at higher rates than Muslim somalis.

 

[Mudug_gyal]

@Mudug_gyal sadly I can agree for now. We got some coons in the Somali gaal community. We marry out at higher rates than Muslim somalis.

Im sure we can make a loophole for you. We can place you in charge of the ex muslim anti coon facility

 

[Kisame]

I mean, he's a horner though? I doubt anyone cares about the difference, he's not necessarily the same "ajnabi" as an arab or caadan would be.

Bruh could have called himself just Johnny. But instead he wanted to ruin our rep by adding the Somali to his name

Doctorabdi you and your mixed breathren need to fix y'all's rep. Johnny has caused devastating damage to half somalis.

 

[Kisame]

Im sure we can make a loophole for you. We can place you in charge of the ex muslim anti coon facility

I won't have kids and thanks for the offer

 

[kamek]

You lot a too prideful, may I remind you where Somalia is right now? It’s one of the most underdeveloped countries in the world , Somali citizenship is useless, literally just a piece of paper, yet all of you guys on here are fighting about who deserves it as if it’s the key to immortality or sum

 

[Mudug_gyal]

There's a community?

A result of immigrating to the west. Every community has some weirdos. Dont worry theyre a minority

 

[Kisame]

You lot a too prideful, may I remind you where Somalia is right now? It’s one of the most underdeveloped countries in the world , Somali citizenship is useless, literally just a piece of paper, yet all of you guys on here are fighting about who deserves it as if it’s the key to immortality or sum

Tbf I just don't want coon babies running around while I'm still alive. Every Somali parent with mixed kids needs to go through a background check that can detect cooning.

 

[Kisame]

Brutal adeer but aint wrong either, never have i ever felt proud to be canadian until now

I already told you that your exempt from these discussions negro. You actually f*ck with us. Now all we need for you to do is fix the rep Johnny Somali has caused to the half Somali community.

 

[Mudug_gyal]

We need a somali version of dr umar, no more couscous bunnies for you

But babygang be lookin good these days

 

[Kisame]

We need a somali version of dr umar, no more couscous bunnies for you

I won't be having any kids and I won't be running for a Somali political office anytime soon.

I can sleep with snow bunnies in peace. I won't be contributing to the downfall of the Somali society compared to these other coons

 

[Mudug_gyal]

I won't be having any kids and I won't be running for a Somali political office anytime soon.

I can sleep with snow bunnies in peace. I won't be contributing to the downfall of the Somali society compared to these other coons

Khasaro foqal khasaro ala aniga Ma dhiikar inaad igu ridiid ba doneeysa?

 

[Mudug_gyal]

Listen imma be real, for madows it's like two generations max for somalis it's one generation. You mix and it's over you gonna have a half baked arab looking kid

So can you speak somali or no since you half harissa?

 

[The alchemist]

Drop the beat dj!

Even if Somali clans were of foreign lineage (which we don't), those lineages are what facilitated the land of Somalis that we Somali men have the right to inherit by the historical creed of patriarchal manhood today, alhamdulillah. Without those men, none of us would have land, be grateful instead of asking if children with foreign men have the same rights as the men that descend from those men who expanded our lands. No woman ever took up a sword to expand that land so no woman, ever, can sit among men and demand the rights of men to shoehorn foreign-based kids. I understand you have no sense of loyalty but there is a limit. Don't spit in the legacy of Somalis just to validate children with foreign fathers.

But even better none have a foreign origin, all our paternal lineages are thousands of years long.

I want the best for all kids; each kid should get the rights they deserve from their fathers. If my father was Japanese, I would go to Tokyo or wherever and inherit his lands there, citizenship or whatever, and not take things through my mother like a naag.

This is the type of discussion that happens when real men are not in your presence to teach you a common sense of the world and some wisdom. Thankfully, Somali women in real life are not this clueless because they show utmost loyalty and know their men are the ones who uphold the integrity of the land, as it has always been and always will be.

For all the penis envy women that take everything they have for granted, no woman has ever picked up the weapon to expand those lands so no woman ever can speak on who will inherit it. The only thing that validates you in this discussion is your father, and thank Allah for placing you among the noble Somalis.

I'm not racist or some ethnic supremacist and not against any gender marrying out, but there are lines of integrity. Marry whoever you want but like Islamic inheritance and responsibility, the father of your children is the one who will have to give the children what they deserve. You have no right to come here and dictate how your presence as a Somali woman is equal to the lineage of a Somali man, because that is unIslamic, and we Somalis don't deal with backward discourse.

Ask yourself, why do you think Somalis are ethnically homogenous in such large swaths of land relative to a very small population? It's testosterone, violence, struggle, and sacrifice. No one has the right to dishonor that.

Again, I have absolutely nothing against mixed people and they could arguably get some type of special conditional citizenship in Somaliland if they fit the conditions, but the angle you are playing is unacceptable and the audacity that it is automatically given is also ridiculous.

 

[Mudug_gyal]

Even if Somali clans were of foreign lineage (which we don't), those lineages are what facilitated the land of Somalis that we Somali men have the right to inherit by the historical creed of patriarchal manhood today, alhamdulillah. Without those men, none of us would have land, be grateful instead of asking if children with foreign men have the same rights as the men that descend from those men who expanded our lands. No woman ever took up a sword to expand that land so no woman, ever, can sit among men and demand the rights of men to shoehorn foreign-based kids. I understand you have no sense of loyalty but there is a limit. Don't spit in the legacy of Somalis just to validate children with foreign fathers.

But even better none have a foreign origin, all our paternal lineages are thousands of years long.

I want the best for all kids; each kid should get the rights they deserve from their fathers. If my father was Japanese, I would go to Tokyo or wherever and inherit his lands there, citizenship or whatever, and not take things through my mother like a naag.

This is the type of discussion that happens when real men are not in your presence to teach you a common sense of the world and some wisdom. Thankfully, Somali women in real life are not this clueless because they show utmost loyalty and know their men are the ones who uphold the integrity of the land, as it has always been and always will be.

For all the penis envy women that take everything they have for granted, no woman has ever picked up the weapon to expand those lands so no woman ever can speak on who will inherit it. The only thing that validates you in this discussion is your father, and thank Allah for placing you among the noble Somalis.

I'm not racist or some ethnic supremacist and not against any gender marrying out, but there are lines of integrity. Marry whoever you want but like Islamic inheritance and responsibility, the father of your children is the one who will have to give the children what they deserve. You have no right to come here and dictate how your presence as a Somali woman is equal to the lineage of a Somali man, because that is unIslamic, and we Somalis don't deal with backward discourse.

Ask yourself, why do you think Somalis are ethnically homogenous in such large swaths of land relative to a very small population? It's testosterone, violence, struggle, and sacrifice. No one has the right to dishonor that.

Again, I have absolutely nothing against mixed people and they could arguably get some type of conditional citizenship in Somaliland if they fit the conditions, but the angle you are playing is unacceptable and the audacity that it is automatically given is also ridiculous.

Im gonna ignore the misogyny in your little speech but ya fair point, only someone with a somali father can be somali. I never disagreed with you on that. The point of contention was the origin of the clans which you agree were somali originally so do I. I don’t know why we are fighting we are on the same team cuz

 

[The alchemist]

Im gonna ignore the misogyny in your little speech but ya fair point, only someone with a somali father can be somali. I never disagreed with you on that. The point of contention was the origin of the clans which you agree were somali originally so do I. I don’t know why we are fighting we are on the same team cuz

The word you use "misogyny" is useless here. I speak pure facts. I have no time to hate women, but we have our roles and should know them. You started playing games and I had to give you a reality check. But that is life, isn't it?

By the way, it is not a fight. Just an end to the joke; you chose the latter, remember. You should have picked the easy one.

 

[Mudug_gyal]

The word you use "misogyny" is useless here. I speak pure facts. I have no time to hate women, but we have our roles and should know them. You started playing games and I had to give you a reality check. But that is life, isn't it?

it was never that deep. Thank you for the lecture though. Im adding this to my notes and preparing a rebuttal

 

[The alchemist]

it was never that deep. Thank you for the lecture though. Im adding this to my notes and preparing a rebuttal

Yo, give it up. This is not a damn debate. Sometimes you need to learn to listen when a man speaks sense.

 

[Mudug_gyal]

Yo, give it up. This is not a damn debate. Sometimes you need to learn to listen when a man speaks sense.

You dont have any proof to prove that the progenitors were somali. Until then I am afraid you havent won the argument