How to talk dirty in Somali

[anonymous34]

@nine girls from mudug region are priceless. Mashallah they are firey in nature. Who would want a miskeen ass chick ? If you want a very submissive chick marry a reer xamar cad cad she will forever be at your service and say 'Haa aboowe macaan nooh'



My ayeyo is from El bur (Ceelbur)

So i'm willing to break legs if anyone turns against me

Beesha murursade hanoolaato

 

[anonymous34]

Too bad I slept and couldn’t get involved

Good morning saxiibb

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Spoiler: Lmao

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Well, you guys weren't helpful. Half of you guys shamed me.

 

[Suhaib]

Well, you guys weren't helpful. Half of you guys shamed me.

I just reddit :siilaanyosmile: and no one shamed you

 

[Mr.Haggis]

@Kawsar Mustafa gabaryahay kiinterka ba ku cuncunayo

 

[Adan]

Well, you guys weren't helpful. Half of you guys shamed me.

Ok listen I will tell u dirty jokes but not too dirty!!

You: Xabibti or gacaliye kaalay

Husband:Maxaa jira(that's how somali men speak)

You: Uur intaan yeesho ayaan rabaa!!

Husband:Uur aa! Hayee iwaad sheekada

You: ku aas dee!

Husband: give me labo daqiiqo geedka aan kicinayaa

You: Hayee xabibti

That's it the rest u have to figure it on your own!! No more filthy stuff!!

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

I just reddit :siilaanyosmile: and no one shamed you

"You" mean you guys on sspot nigga. Learn grammar.

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Ok listen I will tell u dirty jokes but not too dirty!!

You: Xabibti or gacaliye kaalay

Husband:Maxaa jira(that's how somali men speak)

You: Uur intaan yeesho ayaan rabaa!!

Husband:Uur aa! Hayee iwaad sheekada

You: ku aas dee!

Husband: give me labo daqiiqo geedka aan kicinayaa

You: Hayee xabibti

That's it the rest u have to figure it on your own!! No more filthy stuff!!

Thank you very much. Maybe we should get to know each other.

 

[Suhaib]

"You" mean you guys on sspot nigga. Learn grammar.

Oh, well looking at the post, seems like you got more help here than you did there, whatever anyways, you do you.

 

[Nasiib Gaashaan Cade]

@Kawsar Mustafa do you still wanna learn Afsomali dirty talks?
I thought you already learned enough of dirty talks Afsomali

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Kawsar: abowe macaan kacsii aa ihayo

Husband: ma wasmo Diyar utahay

Kawsar: ha abowe kiinterka ee cuncunayo

Husband: kiinterka maa ka farfareeya.

Kawsar: haa bowe.

Husband: starts to touch her and stimulate her.

Kawsar: abowe slap my ass dabadii ee farfaray

Husband: guuskeyga bariida maa haa qiliiya.

Kawsar: haa abowe dabadaaa igu uureey.

 

[Nasiib Gaashaan Cade]

Kawsar: abowe macaan kacsii aa ihayo

Husband: ma wasmo Diyar utahay

Kawsar: ha abowe kiinterka ee cuncunayo

Husband: kiinterka maa ka farfareeya.

Kawsar: haa bowe.

Husband: starts to touch her and stimulate her.

Kawsar: abowe slap my ass dabadii ee farcaray

Husband: guuskeyga bariida maa haa qiliiya.

Kawsar: haa abowe dabadaaa igu uureey.

Waryaa what kind of Afsomali is that?
Nacalaaye you need dhaqan celis, but i admire you for trying it.

 

[Nasiib Gaashaan Cade]

@Kawsar Mustafa dirty talks afsomali makuu soo qoraa abayo

 

[Darawalka]

Him: working on laptop

Her: walks in in lingerie huuno, axxx sariirta inna gee

Him: hawl baan ku jira, ii yara sug

Her: wallahi billahi inaanan sugan karayn, inna keen hadaba throws panties on laptop

Him: haye haye, caawa tix tixda aan kicinaya, geedka igu qabo

Her: undoes his pants and leads him away

Him: removes her lingerie on the way bal fororso gacaliye

Her: axxx igu soo dhufo, dabadayda qabo oo xoog igu geli, waa kaa axxx halka ku soo hay aan so kala wareejiste

exuses myself lol

 

[Nasiib Gaashaan Cade]

Him: working on laptop

Her: walks in in lingerie huuno, axxx sariirta inna gee

Him: hawl baan ku jira, ii yara sug

Her: wallahi billahi inaanan sugan karayn, inna keen hadaba throws panties on laptop

Him: haye haye, caawa tix tixda aan kicinaya, geedka igu qabo

Her: undoes his pants and leads him away

Him: removes her lingerie on the way bal fororso gacaliye

Her: axxx igu soo dhufo, dabadayda qabo oo xoog igu geli, waa kaa axxx halka ku soo hay aan so kala wareejiste

exuses myself lol

Waryaa see wax kaa yihiin

 

[Nasiib Gaashaan Cade]

Wlhi it depends on where your husband originally came from.
If he's a Lander I would advise you not to dirty talk just moaning, else he will think you were .
If he's reer Bari or reer Xamar/koonfur say to him boowe kaalay aan isla duul duulnee gacaliye waan kuu baahanahay xaraaradaa iga maqanee isio celi,
Cirkaan marayaa boowe, mcne kaalay cawada nolasha cashir iga bar,
Boowe dareemaha idhaqaajiye adigaa laab dajiyaheyga ehee, gacaliye laab dajiyaheyga baashidaada mcn idareensii, mcne bishimahaada mcn iigu raaxe
After that you gonna start the game
Bowe maanta ciyaar mcn na ciyaarsii xididada idhaqaaji naasaha iiga raxee naasaha iga istiimi mcne
Gacaliyo guskaado igu jiro makugu niikiyaa mcne guskaada siilka iigu salaax mcne siilka iyo naasaha saliid iga mari, mcne seexo aan guska kuu jaqee, mcne naasaha dhaxdoodo guska iga gali, gacaliye guskaada igu xambaar istaaga igu rux


@Kawsar Mustafa should I continue or that's enough for you?

 

[Darawalka]

Wlhi it depends on where your husband originally came from.
If he's a Lander I would advise you not to dirty talk just moaning, else he will think you were .
If he's reer Bari or reer Xamar/koonfur say to him boowe kaalay aan isla duul duulnee gacaliye waan kuu baahanahay xaraaradaa iga maqanee isio celi,
Cirkaan marayaa boowe, mcne kaalay cawada nolasha cashir iga bar,
Boowe dareemaha idhaqaajiye adigaa laab dajiyaheyga ehee, gacaliye laab dajiyaheyga baashidaada mcn idareensii, mcne bishimahaada mcn iigu raaxe
After that you gonna start the game
Bowe maanta ciyaar mcn na ciyaarsii xididada idhaqaaji naasaha iiga raxee naasaha iga istiimi mcne
Gacaliyo guskaado igu jiro makugu niikiyaa mcne guskaada siilka iigu salaax mcne siilka iyo naasaha saliid iga mari, mcne seexo aan guska kuu jaqee, mcne naasaha dhaxdoodo guska iga gali, gacaliye guskaada igu xambaar istaaga igu rux


@Kawsar Mustafa should I continue or that's enough for you?

I think @Kawsar Mustafa has enough material for her spank bank for a good couple weeks lol

 

[anonymous34]

Wlhi it depends on where your husband originally came from.
If he's a Lander I would advise you not to dirty talk just moaning, else he will think you were .
If he's reer Bari or reer Xamar/koonfur say to him boowe kaalay aan isla duul duulnee gacaliye waan kuu baahanahay xaraaradaa iga maqanee isio celi,
Cirkaan marayaa boowe, mcne kaalay cawada nolasha cashir iga bar,
Boowe dareemaha idhaqaajiye adigaa laab dajiyaheyga ehee, gacaliye laab dajiyaheyga baashidaada mcn idareensii, mcne bishimahaada mcn iigu raaxe
After that you gonna start the game
Bowe maanta ciyaar mcn na ciyaarsii xididada idhaqaaji naasaha iiga raxee naasaha iga istiimi mcne
Gacaliyo guskaado igu jiro makugu niikiyaa mcne guskaada siilka iigu salaax mcne siilka iyo naasaha saliid iga mari, mcne seexo aan guska kuu jaqee, mcne naasaha dhaxdoodo guska iga gali, gacaliye guskaada igu xambaar istaaga igu rux


@Kawsar Mustafa should I continue or that's enough for you?

Wait Landers expect their women to just moan and not talk at all? or else they are s.

I did not know regional stereotypes go this far @Cumar @Wei is this true?

 

[DeadStar]

DIRTY TALK IN AF SOOMALI IS AMAZING. I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO CANT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE.

 

[Subeer]

DIRTY TALK IN AF SOOMALI IS AMAZING. I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE WHO CANT SPEAK THE LANGUAGE.

Then give us some examples warya