How to talk dirty in Somali

[DeadStar]

Then give us some examples warya

nah bruh, i dont wanna break my no-sex-talk streak.
ive repented my sins. i want me a XALIMO with a huge back, tiny waist, narrow nose,with long hair and shiny dark skin.

i have a thing for Hawiye chicks, all the somali girls ive ever crushed on were Hawiye.

 

[Subeer]

nah bruh, i dont wanna break my no-sex-talk streak.
ive repented my sins. i want me a XALIMO with a huge back, tiny waist, narrow nose,with long hair and shiny dark skin.

i have a thing for Hawiye chicks, all the somali girls ive ever crushed on were Hawiye.

A huge back? Can you elaborate?

 

[DeadStar]

A huge back? Can you elaborate?

a big ass. nigga!

 

[Cumar]

Wait Landers expect their women to just moan and not talk at all? or else they are s.

I did not know regional stereotypes go this far @Cumar @Wei is this true?

Abaayo I've never heard of that stereotype at all. Nothing wrong with at all with a wife talking dirty to her husband in the bedroom. It is a natural part of foreplay which is very important and encouraged in Islam. Expecting your wife to be quiet and only sit there and moan sounds like a very selfish way to have sex tbh. She is a human being who has sexual desire too and should be allowed to express it.

 

[AussieHustler]

Thank you very much. Maybe we should get to know each other.

Ninkii Adan maxaa ku dhacay? La waa.

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Wait Landers expect their women to just moan and not talk at all? or else they are s.

I did not know regional stereotypes go this far @Cumar @Wei is this true?

It isn't true. I am a Lander.

 

[anonymous34]

Abaayo I've never heard of that stereotype at all. Nothing wrong with at all with a wife talking dirty to her husband in the bedroom. It is a natural part of foreplay which is very important and encouraged in Islam. Expecting your wife to be quiet and only sit there and moan sounds like a very selfish way to have sex tbh. She is a human being who has sexual desire too and should be allowed to express it.

Saxiib you are a very funny character here. ​

 

[Wei]

Abaayo I've never heard of that stereotype at all. Nothing wrong with at all with a wife talking dirty to her husband in the bedroom. It is a natural part of foreplay which is very important and encouraged in Islam. Expecting your wife to be quiet and only sit there and moan sounds like a very selfish way to have sex tbh. She is a human being who has sexual desire too and should be allowed to express it.

Naw, unless she's screaming AaBo, I only expect to hear moaning, grunting, and the squeaking sound of the bed.

 

[Cumar]

Naw, unless she's screaming AaBo, I only expect to hear moaning, grunting, and the squeaking sound of the bed.

Lol that's the thing though you want her to verbalize her submission to you in the bedroom. She needs to be able to talk to do that. That shit + foreplay turns them on and prepares them for the "main event".

A girl who is submissive in the bed

 

[Wei]

Lol that's the thing though you want her to verbalize her submission to you in the bedroom. She needs to be able to talk to do that. That shit + foreplay turns them on and prepares them for the "main event".

A girl who is submissive in the bed

You're right big pimpin, but "verbalize submission" You want her to tap out and Yell "I quit"
.Is this a WWE match saxiib? Don't break your wife's back when you've got her locked in the walls of Jericho

 

[anonymous34]

Interesting to hear all this .

 

[Cumar]

You're right big pimpin, but "verbalize submission" You want her to tap out and Yell "I quit"
.Is this a WWE match saxiib? Don't break your wife's back when you've got her locked in the walls of Jericho

No sxb, you want her to be begging you for it. The second you get in the door you want to tease her and show her you desire her.

I ain't into that BDSM shit lol kkk. I am pretty vanilla.

Things like pulling her hair (gently of course) and light spanking will help with that in addition to dirty talk. Some girls are more comfortable with this than others. Never hurt her at all but always establish your dominance. Women love being dominated.

The one thing women also need is constant reassurance sxb. Morning and night you gotta remind them they are beautiful and you appreciate them and their bodies. If they dress up and look good for you, you gotta verbalize your appreciation.

 

[Luna]

@Luna
My heart belongs to a fiesty Mudug girl When we gonna meet up in Caabudwaaq

Seems like I gotta go for a miskeen Kismayo girl

I agree

I remember this hilarous post @Abdalla made about her

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/...nt-farmajo-is-there.36242/page-20#post-966368

How did you pull this up so fast?

bisinka iga fagow @Luna. @nine naag reer mudug hadi ku qabatid bumaha ka dhameyne. You'll be the submissive partner in the relationship saxiib

Maxaad ka taqaan?

Naw, unless she's screaming AaBo, I only expect to hear moaning, grunting, and the squeaking sound of the bed.

Hayaay! I bet you'd call your wife walaal too
You reer Waqooyi's are weird. No wonder you're called Qaldaan

 

[Mr.Haggis]

Waryaa what kind of Afsomali is that?
Nacalaaye you need dhaqan celis, but i admire you for trying it.

Don’t destroy my confidence I was born in Europe.

 

[Nasiib Gaashaan Cade]

Don’t destroy my confidence I was born in Europe.

Sorry bro I was just kidding. Your Somali is normal only few words you wrote incorrect
Keep it up bro

 

[Nasiib Gaashaan Cade]

I agree

How did you pull this up so fast?

Maxaad ka taqaan?

Hayaay! I bet you'd call your wife walaal too
You reer Waqooyi's are weird. No wonder you're called Qaldaan

That's why I said don't do dirty talks with reer waqooyi and they are always so serious, like they have no humor

 

[Darawalka]

Wait Landers expect their women to just moan and not talk at all? or else they are s.

I did not know regional stereotypes go this far @Cumar @Wei is this true?

I think this might be true. Some houses share walls with others, like the ones without a massive deyr, so if you're too noisy, the neighbours might hear you. I know because I could hear my next door neighbors one night, it was fucking awkward.

 

[Nomad2054]

That is terrible



Lol she is a weirdo

why is that terrible and what kind of man would want a wife with a foul mouth, moaning at least stroke the guys ego whats the dirty talk for.

:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[nine]

I agree

How did you pull this up so fast?

Maxaad ka taqaan?

Hayaay! I bet you'd call your wife walaal too
You reer Waqooyi's are weird. No wonder you're called Qaldaan

kkkkkkk Imma go for a girl from your abtiyaal instead

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

why is that terrible and what kind of man would want a wife with a foul mouth, moaning at least stroke the guys ego whats the dirty talk for.

:siilaanyolaugh:

To turn each other on. I would teach him what to say to turn me on and what I would say would turn me on and hopefully him too.