How to talk dirty in Somali

[zeinap83]

shaxshax.

change your font waraya. Caadi iska dhig.

 

[yas/London]

He cant keep an erection abaayo he doesnt even have stamina



Hmm men hit their expiring time quicker these days smh less sperm count and only last 5 sec

Well darling us over 35’s
Swing from the lightbulbs
We give zero fucks
Been there got the tshirt and all that

 

[Sophisticate]

aren't you planning to get married soon ?

Nope. What makes you think that?

 

[Sophisticate]

You know what I mean

No I don't.

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

I don't understand did u get married to say igu qaraac maska and talk shit or did u get married to have good relationship and a better future with your husband wtf naaya! Nobody stopping u marrying abu david john or abu tyrone it's your choice make sure u tell them""push it and hit it""

No, I have many reasons piled up for marrying a Faarax. I said *one* of those reasons is I want him to talk dirty in afSoomaali. It's only one reason. And you're wrong, my parents would rather have me stay single than ever marry a Chad or Tyrone.

 

[Ferrari]

Tell him
Ila dhac
I ciiji
Neefta igu dhaji
Igu dabool

@sophisticate is pretty good at this, she can help.

 

[Suhaib]

I only call my brothers waraya doqonyahow.

But its cringe to call your SO aboowe cause it literally means brother. That is

It is normal tf?

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Imagine @Kawsar Mustafa finds out her fiancee has a micropenis


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Not letting that happen. He will go to a urologist and give me proof it's 2.8+ inches plus STD status, plus if he's capable of having offspring.

That seems a bit extreme and lurid, but a microbe is can cause serious issues in our sex life. Would rather reject ahead of time than divorce for that reason. Probably won't happen though.

 

[zeinap83]

It is normal tf?

That is nasty fam. Somalis are qashin at shukaansi so they think its normal but calling your SO brother??? Thats incest you freaks

 

[Hybrid]

Nope. What makes you think that?

It's just common sense. I rarely hear of women marrying for 1st time in their mid 30s+ or are you planning to be a gashaanti for the rest of your life.

 

[Suhaib]

That is nasty fam. Somalis are qashin at shukaansi so they think its normal but calling your SO brother??? Thats incest you freaks

You're thinking too much into it

 

[Sophisticate]

It's just common sense. I rarely hear of women marrying for 1st time in their mid 30s or are you planning to be a gashaanti for the rest of your life.

I'm under 35. I don't see a point to marriage beyond having an insurance policy. I'd rather just look good as I decay. One can live without ever getting laid. It's not like I'm a man, where they wither away, engage in higher risk behaviour, or decide to mow down hablaha as an act of revenge.

 

[zeinap83]

You're thinking too much into it

........guess you guys are into that then akhas. Repent to your lord.

 

[Kawsar Mustafa]

Yo @Kawsar Mustafa im in this ladies shaax group tbh it traumatised me a bit and they are mostly happily married woman and they give sex advice all the time :siilaanyolaugh: this one chick writes paragraphs showing techniques and whatnot she is a pretty somali chick which is now pregnant with her 3rd child :siilaanyolaugh: so she must be doing something right

@anonymous34 Can you link me the thread?

 

[Hybrid]

I'm under 35. I don't see a point to marriage beyond having an insurance policy. I'd rather just look good as I decay. One can live without ever getting laid. It's not like I'm a man, where they wither away, engage in higher risk behaviour, or decide to mow down hablaha as an act of revenge.

I don't think that's what you want. The desire to have kids never goes away from women's mind. Being involuntarily childless isn't healthy tbh. It seems western xalimos tend to have a hard time to find a partner. My sisters who are fobs were able to get married easily in their early 20s.

 

[Wei]

I'm under 35. I don't see a point to marriage beyond having an insurance policy. I'd rather just look good as I decay. One can live without ever getting laid. It's not like I'm a man, where they wither away, engage in higher risk behaviour, or decide to mow down hablaha as an act of revenge.

Calcaalka joogi. If you can't find a man, go back home for an arranged marriage or go to your local mosque and partake in the auction, I might slide through with an apple

 

[Sophisticate]

Calcaalka joogi. If you can't find a man, go back home for an arranged marriage or go to your local mosque and partake in the auction, I might slide through with an apple

Just because I can choose to be single and it's an involuntary disposition for you doesn't mean you should project your low self-value on to me.

 

[Leila]

Yo @Kawsar Mustafa im in this ladies shaax group tbh it traumatised me a bit and they are mostly happily married woman and they give sex advice all the time :siilaanyolaugh: this one chick writes paragraphs showing techniques and whatnot she is a pretty somali chick which is now pregnant with her 3rd child :siilaanyolaugh: so she must be doing something right

Abayo how do I join this group, is it on Facebook ?

 

[Sophisticate]

I don't think that's what you want. The desire to have kids never goes away from women's mind. Being involuntarily childless isn't healthy tbh. It seems western xalimos tend to have a hard time to find a partner. My sisters who are fobs were able to get married easily in their early 20s.

I don't have a hard time attracting men. I would just rather zero buuq.

- I hate man s (sexually active men). Nothing good can come from talking to a man with a history when you don't have one.
- I'm hard to get to know.

 

[Emily]

Not letting that happen. He will go to a urologist and give me proof it's 2.8+ inches plus STD status, plus if he's capable of having offspring.

That seems a bit extreme and lurid, but a microbe is can cause serious issues in our sex life. Would rather reject ahead of time than divorce for that reason. Probably won't happen though.

What if he can’t work it, would you divorce him