I feel bad for Habesha Man wallahi, their women truly are the worst

[Cartman]

In London, habesha girls are probably the easiest for a farax, especially if your tall. Walk through Finsbury Park and even the ones with their boyfriends will smile at you. I've had two habeshas, one I dated during my a-levels, I let her go when she showed me her israeli citizenship. I used to be a pro-palestine nerd back then. The second one was in my early 20s, I met her at a Somali party, probably 18th may or Eid, and she took me back to her place. I lost my virginity that night, but afterwards she told me it was good but not as good as with her jamaican ex. My confidence took a big hit, but in that same week, she kept blowing up my phone and texting me. Then I realised it's not about the size.

Warya why do you write like someone is interviewing you.

 

[Shmurda]

In London, habesha girls are probably the easiest for a farax, especially if your tall. Walk through Finsbury Park and even the ones with their boyfriends will smile at you. I've had two habeshas, one I dated during my a-levels, I let her go when she showed me her israeli citizenship. I used to be a pro-palestine nerd back then. The second one was in my early 20s, I met her at a Somali party, probably 18th may or Eid, and she took me back to her place. I lost my virginity that night, but afterwards she told me it was good but not as good as with her jamaican ex. My confidence took a big hit, but in that same week, she kept blowing up my phone and texting me. Then I realised it's not about the size.

Thats an fatass L akhi should've threw hands for that disrespect

 

[Cartman]

Thats an fatass L akhi should've threw hands for that disrespect

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[Shmurda]

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[thehappyone]

Thats an fatass L akhi should've threw hands for that disrespect

Sxb didn't you read completely, it was my first time. I can't compete with a 34 year old jamaican or however old he is, on my first try. Most guys don't even get it up on their first try.

 

[thehappyone]

By the way, I know it's ramadan, but for the shisha smokers. You should try a habesha lounge. Nothing funnier. Imagine drunk horners trying to navigate a lounge. Accidents all over the place. Just make sure you sit close to the emergency exit.

 

[mrlog]

In London, habesha girls are probably the easiest for a farax, especially if your tall. Walk through Finsbury Park and even the ones with their boyfriends will smile at you. I've had two habeshas, one I dated during my a-levels, I let her go when she showed me her israeli citizenship. I used to be a pro-palestine nerd back then. The second one was in my early 20s, I met her at a Somali party, probably 18th may or Eid, and she took me back to her place. I lost my virginity that night, but afterwards she told me it was good but not as good as with her jamaican ex. My confidence took a big hit, but in that same week, she kept blowing up my phone and texting me. Then I realised it's not about the size.

waryaa wat about that girl who would only allow you to spoon with her? Every thing else was No

funny nigga

 

[thehappyone]

waryaa wat about that girl who would only allow you to spoon with her? Every thing else was No

funny nigga

Your talking about the mixed race girl, half nigerian half jamaican. To be honest we spooned cause I was too wasted and couldn't get excited, after a while, when she fell nothing she got offended and slept on the sofa. I want to forget that night.

 

[Nomoregames2019]

In London, habesha girls are probably the easiest for a farax, especially if your tall. Walk through Finsbury Park and even the ones with their boyfriends will smile at you. I've had two habeshas, one I dated during my a-levels, I let her go when she showed me her israeli citizenship. I used to be a pro-palestine nerd back then. The second one was in my early 20s, I met her at a Somali party, probably 18th may or Eid, and she took me back to her place. I lost my virginity that night, but afterwards she told me it was good but not as good as with her jamaican ex. My confidence took a big hit, but in that same week, she kept blowing up my phone and texting me. Then I realised it's not about the size.

Virgin tales from your mother's basement. Log off hub my friend, its damaging your brain.

 

[Farabuuto]

In London, habesha girls are probably the easiest for a farax, especially if your tall. Walk through Finsbury Park and even the ones with their boyfriends will smile at you. I've had two habeshas, one I dated during my a-levels, I let her go when she showed me her israeli citizenship. I used to be a pro-palestine nerd back then. The second one was in my early 20s, I met her at a Somali party, probably 18th may or Eid, and she took me back to her place. I lost my virginity that night, but afterwards she told me it was good but not as good as with her jamaican ex. My confidence took a big hit, but in that same week, she kept blowing up my phone and texting me. Then I realised it's not about the size.

and then you woke up finding yourself touching your tool while your phone screen said "Aksumite p0rn in Amharic, 2005 film" on xxxvideos

 

[Farabuuto]

seriously tho, she's mentally ill. 34 yo Jamaican at 17 yo? Where were her parents? Divorced 3 times? Calls Nigerian a language? Complains about making tea?

her parents must've fuked with her head since she was a child. No horner girl goes off the rails like this. At least when xalimos marry Jamaican criminals it's permanent. This went on world tour.

 

[911]

Habesha women are better than Xalimos.

 

[Farabuuto]

Habesha women are better than Xalimos.

More obedient and lady-like. Niggas find one crazy hoe and forget about all the dirt they've accumulated on xalimos until now. Short term memory loss hits these niggas hard

 

[Drago]

If you don't compliment your boys, are you really boys?

if you dont do their hair and give em a good night kiss is you really boys

 

[Rooble44]

On habesha Twitter they talk about somali men like Somali’s are their own.

Sauce?