Say you're idoor binu hashim and you will get the title Ayatollah with black turban and get free money from the people cuz you're Ahlu baytwell , I usually like living in places with very few maryooley , it makes me appreciate them more .
My second option would have been
I go to Iran ,
I study shi'ism in Qom
I became a mullah
I tell them I make Somalis shia
they give me a lot of money
and a good wife .
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