Poor woman. She should add him on FB as a man and send his wife the dick pics while declaring her undying love for him. Bonus points for successfully doing it as a Ugandan AMISOM soldier. That should force him to fess up to his wasteman antics or forever have his wife doubt his sexuality. That one time he's just not in the mood to bust a nut will have her do mental gymnastics to fit the narrative.
That's genius!