circa 7th century - A newly acquired slave meets his new slavemaster
Slave owner: Hello my boy
Slave: I am older than you though?
Slave owner: 
You right, but u still my boi though. So are u Muslim? You should think about being Muslim.
Slave: Will I be automatically freed if I become Muslim? If so, I'll convert on the spot.
Slave owner :

What makes you think that? Look - if I do a sin, say intentionally skip a day of fasting - God said I should free a slave. But I never skip fasting so don't count on it.
Slave: What happens if I just run away?
Slave owner:

Hey now, don't get any ideas. For one God said all your prayers, even ones made as a Muslim slave, would be denied until you return to your rightful owner - that would be moi. God is cool like that. Amiin.
Slave: I guess I am resigned to this fate.
Slave owner:

- you are catching on quick. House rule#1 is no stealing. Even if you see a bag of gold unattended - hands to yourself. We cut off the limbs of those who steal another man's property in the Dunya.
Slave: is that so.... Can I be straight with you?
Slave owner: Sure - I'm swell guy, you can be honest.
Slave 
: Aren't you stealing my life and those of my fellow slaves? Surely our lives are worth more than mere material possessions - and no amount of severed limbs or money will ever be recompense for even 1 life wasted in bondage.
Slave owner: Who's limbs we talking about?

I mean if you say it like that -

hold up hold up -

did I tell you about the 2x rewards.
Slave
: 2x rewards?
Slave owner 
: 2x redeemable in Heaven for slaves that stick with their Day 1 masters! Trust me those points are going to be so worth it. There will be 7 levels - VIP spaces and everything. Heaven is going to be lit - not like fire fire lit, that's Hell - but lit nonetheless. Ain't nobody do incentive plans like God...
Slave: tbh I don't really care for these imaginary points...
Slave owner 
: Don't be such a debbie downer - let's be friends here and in Heaven! Who knows I might one day actually free you. I promise you I won't do you like Abdullah did his slave.
Slave 
: What did Abdullah do to his slave?
Slave owner: He freed his slave but forgot he owed a debt. Can't go freeing slaves when you owe a debt around here. Especially when that's your only asset. Basically the manumission was undone and the unfortunate slave was sold to settle the debt. Really complicated stuff, the Prophet himself had to get involved. But you have nothing to fear my boy, I have an excellent financial portfolio and no debts to speak of.
Slave: I'm still going make a run for it...
Slave owner 
: And I thought we were making progress...
Fin.