You know you are Somali when?

[Nabeel786]

You know you are Somali when: Repeating walahi 100 times a day.

You know you are Somali when: Drink 20 cups of tea a day.

You know you are Somali when : Television button missing and use folks to change the chanells.



You know you are Somali when?

 

[Nabeel786]

You know you are Somali when: You are on the bus talking over the phone, make laud speak and act like no body can hear you.

 

[BebsiBolice]

When old men in the streets tell you to wear a walking prison camp as a daily attire.

 

[Bahal]

When old men in the streets tell you to wear a walking prison camp as a daily attire.

Abaayo is that the Buchenwald Burka you rocking today??

 

[BebsiBolice]

Abaayo is that the Buchenwald Burka you rocking today??

Abowe macaan I wear the latest fashion. I only rock Guantanamo jilbabs.

 

[merka]

You know you are Somali when: Repeating walahi 100 times a day.

You know you are Somali when: Drink 20 cups of tea a day.

You know you are Somali when : Television button missing and use folks to change the chanells.



You know you are Somali when?

Yup, definitely did all 3 today.

You know you're Somali when you have an uncle/aunt that is younger than you.

 

[Bahal]

Abowe macaan I wear the latest fashion. I only rock Guantanamo jilbabs.

I heard the Abu Ghraib might be coming back into style.

 

[BebsiBolice]

I heard the Abu Ghraib might be coming back into style.

Yes it's replacing the
macawis. Embrace your new culture.

 

[Sixth]

You know you're a Somali when you watched 'Black Hawk Down' as a kid and got goosebumps watching the Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk
get downed with a bazooka and afterwards watch the pilot be dragged along the streets.

 

[Nabeel786]

Yup, definitely did all 3 today.

You know you're Somali when you have an uncle/aunt that is younger than you.

I did it too. Except the folk one. lol

 

[Bahal]

You know you're a Somali when you watched 'Black Hawk Down' as a kid and got goosebumps watching the Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk
get downed with a bazooka and afterwards watch the pilot be dragged along the streets.

Watched Black Hawk Down in a suburban school in the Midwest

 

[Sixth]

Watched Black Hawk Down in a suburban school in the Midwest

I remember watching it and my dad was like they hired fucking Nigerians to portray us, the bazookas made me feel patriotic won't even lie.

 

[BebsiBolice]

I remember watching it and my dad was like they hired fucking Nigerians to portray us, the bazookas made me feel patriotic won't even lie.

I remember that too. I was so mad over the Africans portraying us.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I now know what the directors of Black hawk down did with all the hiring of West Africans, if you get my drift.

 

[VixR]

When new dude at the Lebanese halal store held my errand order for hooyo hostage, after he'd asked me where I was from, because I couldn't tell him it all in Somali.

Now, he always says, "Naya af Somali kuhadil, Somali matihi! "

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

When new dude at the Lebanese halal store held my order hostage, after he'd asked me where I was from, because I couldn't tell him it all in Somali.

Naya af Somali kuhadil, Somali matihi!

He called you nayaa? I would have gone batshit crazy on his ass.

 

[Nabeel786]

You know you are Somali when: "Qof aan waxba kaa bi'in gafuurka utaagtid".

 

[VixR]

He called you nayaa? I would have gone batshit crazy on his ass.

Meh. He want's my drama, so I don't give it lol. He's young, too. Please hooyo, send someone else!

 

[Sixth]

The whole movie screamed MURICA, FREEDOM, WHITE HEROES. They portrayed Aideed in a Hitleresque way, exaggerated the body counts, left out the Malaysians and Pakistanis that were also wrapped up. They also left out that they got fucked and weren't prepared for guerrilla tactics.

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[Sixth]

You know you're Somali when you go through your family album and see kids with AK-47's.