You know you are Somali when?

[Gibiin-Udug]

Nah I was chilling. I was stating facts after facts. But you on the other hand, it was cute how you tried to make up some lies when you were caught slipping. Stay trolling though.

 

[Sixth]

I knew a Somali nigga in London who looks EXACTLY like Mutombo..




Is that you @ghost ? Is your mom Isaaq from Moqdishu and your gran from Eritrea?

I'd tell you the truth but I'd be making up lies.

 

[Lord Flacko]

I'd tell you the truth but I'd be making up lies.

Hmmm....



That guy was like 16-17 I think, youre 22 so..

 

[Sixth]

I think, youre 22 so..

 

[Lord Flacko]

Werent you born in 84? Or was that a lie?

 

[Sixth]

Werent you born in 84? Or was that a lie?

It was 84, I'm 32 bruh.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Werent you born in 84? Or was that a lie?

There are 2 birthdays, the Swedish birthday and British birthday. Which one are you asking him bruv?

 

[Lord Flacko]

It was 84, I'm 32 bruh.

Meant 94.

There are 2 birthdays, the Swedish birthday and British birthday. Which one are you asking him bruv?

The swedish one.

 

[Sixth]

Meant 94.

The swedish one.

British one is 17th September, 1990

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Awwww cute, twinsies. But you look like you're older than me.

Tragic.

 

[Sixth]

Where have you seen me?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Before I leave I would like to point out some hypocrisy in this thread.

Says he's not qabiliste.
Brings up qabiil.
Says he wasn't raised with hating other qabiils, spends most of his time on the internet trying to "expose" members because of Qabiil.
Says he doesn't know anything about qabiil but makes sure to point out that his cousins were named after a warlord.
Brags about his family owning AK47s.



P.s


Where's Lilly and ICU?

Oh I forgot.

Toodles.

 

[Lord Flacko]

Where have you seen me?

She saw you playing in the NBA

 

[Sixth]

She saw you playing in the NBA

We share the same eyes bruh, I'm done

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Discontinous dont be a follower!


Matumbo has a nice smile compared to Mr hypocrite. But I'm not the one to judge people on looks though.

 

[Lord Flacko]

@Discontinous dont be a follower!


Matumbo has a nice smile compared to Mr hypocrite. But I'm not the one to judge people on looks though.

Follower?

 

[Sixth]

 

[EternalLightX]

You know you are approaching a somali neighbourhood when a mother is trailing behind 7 sprogs like a duck guiding her ducklings across the pond. Oh you know your somali when a womans latest garment is a resemblance to the sing a long tune of the technicolour rainbow

 

[Nabeel786]

It was 84, I'm 32 bruh.

Ilaahey baa kaa weyn. Facaa manoola. Lol

 

[Nabeel786]

You know u somali when your
hooyo says " u can memorize
music, but u can't
memorize quran "