HAG making "strategic alliance" with any country to try and prop up their regime. The other countries don't even bother with protocol anymore.
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HAG had the german president saluting us the minute we landed. There is levels to this game some of you haven’t reached and won’t reach.
Your uncle Muuse on the other hand was screaming inside while listening to pagan gibberish in Ethiopia. Didn’t even bother wearing a suit, he dressed just like my father when he goes to play a 5-aside match with the local uncles. This visit was supposed to secure the independence, it only managed to raise Muuses blood pressure and bank account.