26kii January 1991
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After the USC was done, raping, killing and looting the Somali people and nation, they even authorized foreign criminals like the Italian mafia to dump any kind of toxic waste into Somalia's sea.. Mind you this will affect the whole country for generations to come.. And some dameers are here trying to celebrate this cursed organization.
Ahahaha got a good laugh from this, keep dreaming mate.Golden opportunity to create a HAG/Samaale dynasty
1) Oust the government and take control
2) Clear division of power/responsibilities between the factions and especially between HAG.
HAG was the strongest after Barre fled. Instead of turning the guns towards each other, peace should have been established.
3) Start ruling the country. Continue the alliance with SNM. The 2 biggest urban centers are now under our control. All of Samaales consitute approximately 50-60% of Somalias population. We got the numbers on our side.
4) Confine SSDF and SPM to their land. Strategically limit their influence in national politics.
5) Start the oil drillings. Especially on the coast of Hiiraab. If shidaal is found, this gives us extreme amount of leverage against others.
6) Reverse DEI for HAG for governmental and university positions. Exclusively train HAGs to operate the oil fields, maybe even Irirs. Pick only the brightest non-HAGs to go to university and after graduation give them prefential treatment. Nin baaxan lee dagaal bilaabo. They will be our allies.
7) Buy the loyalty of other clans after shidaal money starts coming. Start oil drilling on their coast aswell (the blocks in sh/hoose and
j/hoose).
8) Govern well and do not fück up. Practically impossible. Continue being a police state. Monitor the population and squash any dissent. Keep up the ban off qabyaalad. In order for everything to succeed, there is no need to be flagrant about the prefential treatment to HAGS/samaales. Keep it classy.
9) Keep the americans at arms lenght. Award the oil contracts to the british. Follow the playbook of GCC countries. Maybe even award them to the asians. Anybody except americans.
10) Profit and watch the money roll in.
11) Delegitimise Kacaan government. Salvage the good they did and throw everything they did under the buss.
12) Brainwash the population. Start at schools. Glorify Ajuraan empire and Imaam Axmed Gurey (AUN). Make sure everybody knows both were Hawiye. Instead of Barres face (AUN) Caydiids face will be plastered all over the country.
13). Invest in the military. No one is going to rebel if they know they will be bombed to ashes. Monopoly of the violence should be firmly in our hands.
14) Start being more generous wit the non-samaales. Announce DEI hiring for them.
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The year is 2075. Somalia has ceased to exist. I do not mean the country, but the name. Somalis are now known by as Hawiyes. Darood origin has been retconned to be Samaales 10th son. Kids recite patriotic poems done by Abshir Bacadle every morning at school. Caydiid has been crowned a national hero.
Foreigners, especially muslims are wondering why we have a name associated with hell. The name will reflect our ruthless military who have retaken control of Xarar (started first as a Gidir Karanle city) and rest of the somali galbeed. Awoowe Hawiyes grave near Xarar is back on our hands.
NFD has also been retaken because Ajuraan, Garre and Degodia live there. Ogadens land was converted into a nice national park. We also conquered all of Kenya and just a tiny bit of Tanzania, we needed some lebensraum. Nairobi has been renamed after Caydiid.
All of this could have been possible but we fucked it up, but never say never. We will try again with the help of the turks. Just like Imaam Axmed Gurey and Ajuraan got help from ottomans. As they say, history repeats itself.
