Ask Mercury thread!

[Lord Flacko]

Fucking hell don't y'all sleep in Sweden?

 

[Jubba_Man]

@Mercury Where did it all go wrong?

 

[Abdalla]

- This Syrian guy who came with 2 of his ftiends touches my arm with his finger rubs his finger on a dark area of the bus seat saying " i didnt knew could colour off like that" I beat his coward ass up but I Bled from the nose but was worth it. Iranian guy who dissed my mom by saying she looks wellfed for being Somali after the fight I took the guys expensive shoes and threw them up on the hghest roof near me . A friend who tried to bang my sister whose 14 he deserved that broken arm and in Hargeisa a few years back This guy was throwing kittens in thorny bushes when that cat screamed of pain I ran towards the guy he ran away I check up on the kittens one of the kittens passed away unfurtuonately the other one Is my pet I call him Ramzi

Why would he insult an older woman. Good on your part for beating him up. I would have gone crazy if it happened to me. Activate the is qarxis mode

 

[Mercury]

Why would he insult an older woman. Good on your part for beating him up. I would have gone crazy if it happened to me. Activate the is qarxis mode

The guy was a weirdo anyway one time he was on his knees praying that hitler gets resurrected

 

[Daisy]

Mercury do you oil your beard? If you do what's your fav oils?

 

[Mercury]

Mercury do you oil your beard? If you do what's your fav oils?

never tried it what does it do?

 

[VixR]

never tried it what does it do?

Keeps it nice and soft, so when you kiss a girl, it doesn't hurt. Put respek on your beard and oil it.

 

[Mercury]

Keeps it nice and soft, so when you kiss a girl, it doesn't hurt. Put respek on your beard and oil it.

but my beard is already soft lol

 

[VixR]

but my beard is already soft lol

To your hands, not to a girl's face

 

[Mercury]

To your hands, not to a girl's face

Lool

 

[Mckenzie]

@Mercury what Sspot girl tickles your fancy? Don't opt for the simp way out, drop names and why you chose them

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

If you stop acting like a douche than were cool until than kindly f*ck off

Calm down & stop being emotional & answer the question, have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be a lady?

 

[Mckenzie]

Calm down & stop being emotional & answer the question, have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be a lady?

You should change your name to cognitive impairment

 

[merka]

To your hands, not to a girl's face

What are you trying to say vixr?

@Mercury I hope you got the hint.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

You should change your name to cognitive impairment

 

[VixR]

What are you trying to say vixr?

@Mercury I hope you got the hint.

I'm saying male facial hair isn't soft, it hurts lol, hence the creation of the lovely mixture we like to call beard oil. You be sure to use it, too, merka. The kisses you get will increase exponentially

 

[Odeg]

Its probably already answered but are you a female?

 

[Mercury]

@Mercury what Sspot girl tickles your fancy? Don't opt for the simp way out, drop names and why you chose them

Well Id say @BebsiBolice Cause shes smart funny and she dont take shit from others and she speaks fluent French

 

[Mercury]

Its probably already answered but are you a female?

you mean @VixR ?

 

[BebsiBolice]

Well Id say @BebsiBolice Cause shes smart funny and she dont take shit from others and she speaks fluent French

Ooooooh we live in the same country wink wink