MadNomad
As i live and breathe
Zero? I've had Islamic stuides every weekend for the majority of my life sxb. I'm sure my knowledge exceeds zero. Now stop being so triggered, i barely mention religion on here anyway.
how religious are your parents?
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Zero? I've had Islamic stuides every weekend for the majority of my life sxb. I'm sure my knowledge exceeds zero. Now stop being so triggered, i barely mention religion on here anyway.
So, it was negligence that you don't remember the so called " nigga" deal in Kahf then that silly girl Vixtr was touting as valid? It is better if you keep it that way ---> silence on Islam. Serves everyone better.
PS: Every atheist on here claims to be an expert on Islam and non of them can get one story in Islam straight.
VixR
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Fair enough. My memory is rusty. I haven't read it in at least a couple years. I did get the first one right, yeah?
I was taught Al Khidr is still alive to this day until youmul qiyamah, and still doing these types hidden knowledge deeds
MadNomad
As i live and breathe
The human brain is faulty, i didin't remember the details of that boat incident. So shoot me :siilaanyosmile:
I won't be silent on Islam because you want me to. I simply choose not bring it up much because Islam is not that interesting of a subject to me, believe it or not.
I see you've chosen an appropriate profile picture for your self
MadNomad
As i live and breathe
And so have you it would seem.
Okay brah, May Allah grant you his mercy. You seem in need of his help. I feel bad picking on Satan's victims. I am tired of doing that.
Me: "Aabo, I found this photo of you in the shed"
Dad: "Alif...laaam...meem...Dalikal kitaabu...what picture?"
Me: "This one, you have an afro and you're wearing bell-bottoms":siilaanyolaugh:
Dad: "Oh. That was when I was an engineering student in Sweden and Germany. Where...where did you get that picture?"
Me: "I found it in the shed out the back with some other pictures of you and some of Hooyo. Why you sweating?"
Dad: "I... I'm not sweating. Did...did you find any other pictures?
Me: "No, but it's seems you were having a good time. Why you always strict with us?"
Dad: "Waryaa, hadalka ha igu soo celin. Malcaamad soo ma tageysid bari? Orodoo suuradaadi qayb."
Me: "I'm just saying-"
Dad: "And stay away from cadaan women. They are satanic!"
Me: "Wait...what? I'm not even into cadaan women?"
Dad: "Good... that's good...run along now" *Sighs*
Dad: "Alif...laaam...meem...Dalikal kitaabu...what picture?"
Me: "This one, you have an afro and you're wearing bell-bottoms":siilaanyolaugh:
Dad: "Oh. That was when I was an engineering student in Sweden and Germany. Where...where did you get that picture?"
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Me: "I found it in the shed out the back with some other pictures of you and some of Hooyo. Why you sweating?"
Dad: "I... I'm not sweating. Did...did you find any other pictures?
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Me: "No, but it's seems you were having a good time. Why you always strict with us?"
Dad: "Waryaa, hadalka ha igu soo celin. Malcaamad soo ma tageysid bari? Orodoo suuradaadi qayb."
Me: "I'm just saying-"
Dad: "And stay away from cadaan women. They are satanic!"
Me: "Wait...what? I'm not even into cadaan women?"
Dad: "Good... that's good...run along now" *Sighs*
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Prince of Lasanod
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Yes, my family stays away from major sins and follow the 5 pillars of Islam.
Me: "Aabo, I found this photo of you in the shed"
Dad: "Alif...laaam...meem...Dalikal kitaabu...what picture?"
Me: "This one, you have an afro and you're wearing bell-bottoms":siilaanyolaugh:
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Me: "I found it in the shed out the back with some other pictures of you and some of Hooyo. Why you sweating?"
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Me: "No, but it's seems you were having a good time. Why you always strict with us?"
Dad: "Waryaa, hadalka ha igu soo celin. Malcaamad soo ma tageysid bari? Orodoo suuradaadi qayb."
Me: "I'm just saying-"
Dad: "And stay away from cadaan women. They are satanic!"
Me: "Wait...what? I'm not even into cadaan women?"
Dad: "Good... that's good...run along now" *Sighs*You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.
Gibiin-Udug
Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
My dad was religious but he wasn't super strict.
My mom is religious and she's not strict.
My mom is religious and she's not strict.
I would be disowned if I smoked walahi wax kale iska daa
waraabe
Your superior
Christian?
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OmarLittle
Not your typical Farah
My dad was never religious, but is a traditionalist and was a hypocrite with his lecturing.
My mom is religious, but I'm an adult, so she's cool with me not "practicing".
My mom is religious, but I'm an adult, so she's cool with me not "practicing".
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cismaan maxamuud
My mom is super religious laakin my dad just tells me to stick to the fard.My mom is soo religious that she doesn't let me leave the house until i read the adhkaar
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