Pray for our fallen Cushitic brothers

Khaem

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If only Somalis had weird Sufi cults that resembled groups like Quakers, Menonites and Mormons. I'd seriously start slowly but surely wiring copious amounts of lacag to them on the pre-condition that they colonize the SE African countryside and have 13 kids per family.

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Somalis don't need a cult for that. we already spread everywhere and have a whole tuulo worth of kids.

it's only a matter of time :cosbyhmm:
 

Khaem

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No lies. Look at Kenyan twitter and reddit, for a sneak peak. The alarmist attitude towards Somalis about expanding at a rapid rate...:denzelnigga::trumpsmirk:
They keep complaining about somali expansion any time i see kenyans.
I will show them what a true Somali expansion looks like inshallah :Myman:
 

Shimbiris

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They keep complaining about somali expansion any time i see kenyans.
I will show them what a true Somali expansion looks like inshallah :Myman:

So beautiful to see such a wadani Jabuutian. Godspeed to you reer Cisse in your endeavors against the Canfars. May you crush them under the heels of your camels and Somalize them in due time. Amiin.

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El Nino

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If only Somalis had weird Sufi cults that resembled groups like Quakers, Menonites and Mormons. I'd seriously start slowly but surely wiring copious amounts of lacag to them on the pre-condition that they colonize the SE African countryside and have 13 kids per family.

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Sufis are already close to a cult kkkk but they are friendly to shisheeye and would get assimilated in 3 generations time. We should se d some salafis there and some of our reer baadiyo there

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Khaem

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So beautiful to see such a wadani Jabuutian. Godspeed to you reer Cisse in your endeavors against the Canfars. May you crush them under the heels of your camels and Somalize them in due time. Amiin.

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afar will become an ciise sub clan once we are done with them.
The ones here in djibouti are slowly becoming somalized, by 2050 it will be a full ciise country
 

Shimbiris

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afar will become an ciise sub clan once we are done with them.
The ones here in djibouti are slowly becoming somalized, by 2050 it will be a full ciise country

No jest? Are they really slowly adopting our language? I have encountered some from Djibouti and noticed a surprising number who know pitch perfect Somali.
 

El Nino

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Curde you tset-tset fly, my ancestors would have been chilling in the lush forests of Mozambigue instead of fighting for grazing lands in the somali deserts :mjcry:
 

Khaem

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No jest? Are they really slowly adopting our language? I have encountered some from Djibouti and noticed a surprising number who know pitch perfect Somali.
The afars have been fighting us but in djibouti the ciise basically own the country. 80% of the land was afar pre french colonisation but we rule it now due to having 70% of the population.
I've met tons of afars in my little summer school back in djibouti who spoke fluent somali, way better than me
 

Shimbiris

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The afars have been fighting us but in djibouti the ciise basically own the country. 80% of the land was afar pre french colonisation but we rule it now due to having 70% of the population.
I've met tons of afars in my little summer school back in djibouti who spoke fluent somali, way better than me

And no Somalis who know Canfar or not many, I imagine?
 

Khaem

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Sufis are already close to a cult kkkk but they are friendly to shisheeye and would get assimilated in 3 generations time. We should se d some salafis there and some of our reer baadiyo there

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Oh shit i didn't know about tset tset resistant cows :hmm:

This will be perfect for the Geeljires, they will rule east coast africa inshallah.
No farming community has been able to fully defeat nomadic ones. Like our nomad brothers the mongols who made asia their , the arabs who conquered mena, the turks who took anatolia as their homeland despite originating from northern asia.

We would be unstoppable
 

reer

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delusions in this thread are hilarious talking about land expansion. somalis will continue chasing camels and south sudanese will continue chasing cows. both peoples have absolute xaarholes for homelands. :mjlol:
 

El Nino

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Nilotes should form an alliance with the Tutsi-Hima and make a dash for the DRC; I want a piece of that $24 trillion wealth

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Nilotes

= Western Kenya, Uganda and half of congo and Gambela

Cusbites
= Rest of Kenya and Tanzania

Bantus

= The rest of Central and Eastern Africa.

Bantus are cockblocking us hard :mjcry:
 

Khaem

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And no Somalis who know Canfar or not many, I imagine?
Not many, i haven't seen a somali speak afar yet. Probably on the ciise-afar border in some places you may see it due to interaction but it's not widespread
 

Dooyo

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Listening to that was like a fever dream. Why does it sound like she's speaking Somali/Oromo/Swahili all at the same time?
 

Khaem

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delusions in this thread are hilarious talking about land expansion. somalis will continue chasing camels and south sudanese will continue chasing cows. both peoples have absolute xaarholes for homelands. :mjlol:
Delusion is nothing.
Racism is key to success of a nation :Heil:
 

Khaem

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Listening to that was like a fever dream. Why does it sound like she's speaking Somali/Oromo/Swahili all at the same time?
southern cushites are related to somalis and oromo, they have also been assimilated by Swahili peoples overtime aswell so this is the result
 

Shimbiris

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delusions in this thread are hilarious talking about land expansion. somalis will continue chasing camels and south sudanese will continue chasing cows. both peoples have absolute xaarholes for homelands. :mjlol:

Waryaa, amuus! We are just depressed and defeated saaxiibs reveling in lost glories. Allow us our so-called delusions. Some may not be. We are mostly shafting our cousins in Djibouti, for instance. Don't be xaasid.

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